The Lonely Island - Yolo (feat. Adam Levine & Kendrick Lamar)

Artista: The Lonely Island

Canción: Yolo (feat. Adam Levine & Kendrick Lamar)

Letra:

[Intro: Andy Samberg]

YOLO, you only live once.

The battle cry of a generation.

This life is a precious gift.

So don't get too crazy,

It's not worth the risk.

[Hook: Adam Levine]

You know that we are still young.

So don't be dumb.

Don't trust anyone,

Cause you only live once.

[Verse 1: Kiv, Jorm, & Andy]

Ugh, you only live once,

That's the motto.

So take a chill pill,

Ease off the throttle.

Never go to loud clubs

Cause it's bad for your ears.

Your friends will all be sorry

When they can't hear.

And stay the hell away from drugs

Cause they're not legal.

Then bury all your money in the backyard

Like a beagle.

Cause you should never trust a bank

They've been known to fail.

And never travel by car, a bus,

Boat or by rail.

And don't travel by plane.

And don't travel at all.

Built a bomb shelter basement

With titanium walls.

And where titanium suits

In case pianos fall on you

And never go in saunas

Cause they're crawlin' with piranhas.

And never take the stairs

Cause they're often unsafe.

You only live once,

Don't let it go to waste.

[Hook: Adam Levine]

[Verse 2: Jorm, Kiv, & Andy]

Yeah, and here's another piece of advice:

Stay away from kids

Cause their hair is filled with mad lice.

There's no such thing

As too much Purell.

This a cautionary tale,

Word to George Orwell.

So don't 1980 force

Any plugs into sockets.

Always wear a chastity belt

And triple lock it.

Then hire a taster

Make him check your food for poison.

And if you think your mailman is a spy

Then destroy him.

No blankets or pajamas

They can kill you in your sleep.

Two words about furniture:

Killing machines.

Board your windows up,

The sun is bad for your health.

And always wear a straight jacket

So your safe from yourself.

[Verse 3: Kendrick Lamar]

Take no chances, stop freelancin'

Invest in your future, don't dilute your finances

401K, make sure it's low risk

Then get some real estate

4.2%, Thirty year mortgage,

That's important, that's a great deal

And if you can't afford it, don't forge it on your last bill

Renting is for suckers right now, a dependable savings

And you'll retire with money in your account.

Beast.

[Bridge: All]

YOLO, say no no.

Isolate yourself

And just roll solo

Be care-folo

You oughta look out

Also stands for YOLO.

You know that we are still young.

Burn the prints off your thumbs.

Then pull out all your teeth,

So you can't bite your tongue.

Only on this earth for a short time, time

So don't go outside, cause you don't want to die, die.

The Lonely Island - The Creep (Feat. Nicki Minaj & John Waters)

When you’re out at a club and you see a fly girl

do the creep (haaaa)

do the creep (haaaa)

And if you wanna make friends at the ATM

Do the creep (haaaa)

And do the creep (haaaa)

Well we got a new dance, so get up on your feet

It’s real easy to do and it’s called the creep

Let your hands flop round like a marionette

Pop your knees up and down sh-sh-shakin’ your neck

Now pull your waistband up like you expecting a flood

And stick your hair down flat like it was covered in mud

Trim up your pencil mustache and pop them peepers

Put this in your speakers, you a certified creeper

When you see a country bitch laying out at the beach

Do the creep (haaaa)

And do the creep (haaaa)

And when a fine PYT walks in front of your tree

do the creep (haaaa)

And do the creep (haaaa)

I was six years old when I started creeping

My parents took it to their room and I started peeping

Can you imagine their surprise when they lifted their heads

And saw my little ass creeping at the foot of the bed

And they knew I was a creep since the day I was born

Get popping out of momma like some kettle corn

And the doctor saw my head and he starting freaking

Cause I came clean and I came out creeping

[Nicki Minaj]

When I was a girl, I creeped in the boys locker room

Hide deep inside, it was my little creep stalker room

As they dis-robed I was oogling and oggling

Little did they know that for me they was modelling

And I would laugh ha ha ha ha ha haha

And they would dance la la la la lalala-laaa

So pop pop pop your peepers and turn out your sneakers

Don’t sleep, come and get ya creep on with me

Go get ya sweating off ya bride at her wedding

do the creep (haaaa)

And do the creep (haaaa)

[Nicki Minaj]

But when you sneek into a wake and you see a beefcake

Do the creep (haaaa)

And do the creep (haaa)

When the judge is a hottie and you can’t control ya body

Do the creep (haaaa)

And do the creep (haaa)

[Nicki Minaj]

So get ya knees flexin’ and your arms T-rexin’

Do the creep (haaaa)

And do the creep (haaa)

[John Waters]

And don’t forget to smile.

The Lonely Island Feat. Akon - I Just Had Sex

Sometimes

Something beautiful happens

in this world

Oh

Akon

And Lonely Island

You don't know how to express yourself so

You just gotta sing

I just had sex

And it felt so good

A woman let me put my p***s inside her

I just had sex

And I'll never go back

To the not having sex

Days of the past

Have you ever had sex?

I have, it felt great

It felt so good when I did it with my p***s

A girl let me do it

It literally just happened

Having sex could make a nice man out the meanest

You'll never guess where I just came from

I had sex

If I had to describe the feeling it was the best

When I had the sex

Man my p***s felt great

And I called my parents right after I was done

Oh hey, didn't see you there

Guess what I just did Adictivoz.com

Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest

Well sure

Nice of her to let you do that thing

Nice of any girl ever

Now sing

I just had sex

And it felt so good

A woman let me put my p***s inside her

Wanna tell the world

To be honest

I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it

Doesn't really make sense

But man, screw it

I ain't one to argue with a good thing

She could be my wife

That good?

The best 30 seconds of my life

I'm so humble by a girls ability to let me do her

Cuz honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure

With that in mind the soft, nice smelling girls better

She let me wear my shades and my turtle neck sweater

So this one's dedicated to them girls

That let us flop around on top of them

If you're near a bar, whether short of tall

You wanna make you wanna let them f**k you

She kept looking at her watch

Doesn't matter, have sex

But I cried the whole time

Doesn't matter, have sex

I think she might have been a racist

Doesn't matter, have sex

Put a bag on my head

Still counts

I just had sex

And my dreams came true

So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes then you're qualified to sing with me

I just had sex

And it felt so good

A woman let me put my p***s inside her

I just had sex

And I'll never go back

To the not having sex

Days of the past.