The Lonely Island - Yolo (feat. Adam Levine & Kendrick Lamar)

Artista: The Lonely Island

Canción: Yolo (feat. Adam Levine & Kendrick Lamar)

Letra:

[Intro: Andy Samberg]

YOLO, you only live once.

The battle cry of a generation.

This life is a precious gift.

So don't get too crazy,

It's not worth the risk.

[Hook: Adam Levine]

You know that we are still young.

So don't be dumb.

Don't trust anyone,

Cause you only live once.

[Verse 1: Kiv, Jorm, & Andy]

Ugh, you only live once,

That's the motto.

So take a chill pill,

Ease off the throttle.

Never go to loud clubs

Cause it's bad for your ears.

Your friends will all be sorry

When they can't hear.

And stay the hell away from drugs

Cause they're not legal.

Then bury all your money in the backyard

Like a beagle.

Cause you should never trust a bank

They've been known to fail.

And never travel by car, a bus,

Boat or by rail.

And don't travel by plane.

And don't travel at all.

Built a bomb shelter basement

With titanium walls.

And where titanium suits

In case pianos fall on you

And never go in saunas

Cause they're crawlin' with piranhas.

And never take the stairs

Cause they're often unsafe.

You only live once,

Don't let it go to waste.

[Hook: Adam Levine]

[Verse 2: Jorm, Kiv, & Andy]

Yeah, and here's another piece of advice:

Stay away from kids

Cause their hair is filled with mad lice.

There's no such thing

As too much Purell.

This a cautionary tale,

Word to George Orwell.

So don't 1980 force

Any plugs into sockets.

Always wear a chastity belt

And triple lock it.

Then hire a taster

Make him check your food for poison.

And if you think your mailman is a spy

Then destroy him.

No blankets or pajamas

They can kill you in your sleep.

Two words about furniture:

Killing machines.

Board your windows up,

The sun is bad for your health.

And always wear a straight jacket

So your safe from yourself.

[Verse 3: Kendrick Lamar]

Take no chances, stop freelancin'

Invest in your future, don't dilute your finances

401K, make sure it's low risk

Then get some real estate

4.2%, Thirty year mortgage,

That's important, that's a great deal

And if you can't afford it, don't forge it on your last bill

Renting is for suckers right now, a dependable savings

And you'll retire with money in your account.

Beast.

[Bridge: All]

YOLO, say no no.

Isolate yourself

And just roll solo

Be care-folo

You oughta look out

Also stands for YOLO.

You know that we are still young.

Burn the prints off your thumbs.

Then pull out all your teeth,

So you can't bite your tongue.

Only on this earth for a short time, time

So don't go outside, cause you don't want to die, die.

Kendrick Lamar - Swimming Pools (Drank)

[Bridge]

Pour up drank, head shot drank

Sit down drank, stand up drank

Pass out drank, wake up drank

Faded drank, faded drank

[Verse 1]

Now I done grew up

Round some people living their lifes in bottles

Granddaddy had the golden flask

Back stroke every day in Chicago

Some people like the way it feels

Some people wanna kill their sorrows

Some people wanna fit in with the popular

That was my problem

I was in the dark room

Loud tunes, looking to make a vow soon

That I'mma get fucked up, filling up my cup

I see the crowd mood

Changing by the minute and the record on repeat

Took a sip then another sip then somebody said to me

[Hook]

Nigga why you babysitting only two or three shots

I'mma show you how to turn it up a notch

First you get a swimming pool full of liquor then you dive in it

Pool full of liquor then you dive in it

I wave a few bottles then I watch em all flock

All the girls wanna play Baywatch

I got a swimming pool full of liquor and they dive in it

Pool full of liquor I'mma dive in it

[Bridge]

[Verse 2 (Kendrick's conscience)]

(Okay, now open your mind up and listen to me Kendrick

I am your conscience, if you do not hear me

Then you will be history Kendrick

I know that you're nauseous right now

And I'm hoping to lead you to victory Kendrick)

If I take another one down

I'mma drown in some poison abusing my limit

I think that I'm feeling the vibe

I see the love in her eyes, I see the feeling

The freedom is granted as soon as the damage of vodka arrived

This how you capitalize

This is parental advice

Then apparently I'm over influenced by what you are doing

I thought I was doing the most til someone said to me

[Hook and bridge]

I ride you ride bang

One chopper, one hundred shots bang

Hop out, do you bang

Two chopper, two hundred shots bang

I ride, you ride bang

One chopper, one hundred shots bang

Hop out, do you bang

Two chopper, two hundred shots bang

[Hook and bridge]

Aw man, where is she taking me

Where is she taking me

All I, all I, all I, all I

All I have in life is my new appetite for failure

And I got hunger pain that grow insane

Tell me do that sound familiar

If it do then you're like me

Making excuse that your relief

Is in the bottom of the bottle

And the greenest indo leaf

As the window open

I release everything that corrode inside of me

I see you joking, why you laugh

Don't you feel bad

I probably sleep and never ever wake up

Never ever wake up, never ever wake up

In God I trust but just when I thought I had enough

[Skit]

They stomped the homie out over a bitch

K-dot, you good, blood?

Now we can drop, ye we can drop you back off

That nigga's straight man, that nigga ain't tripping

We gon' do the same ol' shit

I'mma pop a few shots, they gon' run, they gon' run opposite ways

Fall right in ----'s lap

And he gon' tear they ass up, simple as that

And I hope that bitch that set him up out there, we gon' pop that bitch too

Wait hold up, aye I see somebody

*Car door opens and gunshots are fired*

Aha! Got them niggas, K-dot, you good?

L----, you good?

Yeah blood, I'm good, Dave, you good?

Dave? Dave, say something - Dave?

These bitch ass niggas killed my brother!

A$AP Rocky - F**kin' Problems (feat. Drake, 2 Chainz & Kendrick Lamar)

[Hook: 2 Chainz, Drake, and Rocky]

I love bad bitches that's my f**kin problem

And yeah I like to f**k I got a f**kin problem

I love bad bitches that's my f**kin problem

And yeah I like to f**k I got a f**kin problem

I love bad bitches that's my f**kin problem

And yeah I like to f**k I got a f**kin problem

If findin somebody real is your f**kin problem

Bring ya girls to the crib maybe we can solve it

[Verse 1: A$AP Rocky]

Hold up bitches simmer down

Takin' hella long bitch give it to me now

Make that thing pop like a semi or a nine

Oh baby like it raw with a shimmy shimmy ya

Huh, ASAP get like me

Never met a mother f**ker fresh like me

All these motherf**kers wanna dress like me

Put the chrome to your dome make you sweat like Keith

Cause I'm the nigga, the nigga nigga

Like how you figure?

Getting figures and f**kin bitches

She rollin swishers for her bitches

I bought my niggas they getting bent up off the liquor

She love my licorice, I let her lick it

They say money make a nigga act nigger-ish

But at least a nigga nigga rich

I be f**kin broads like I be f**kin bored

Turn a dyke bitch out have her f**kin boys

Beast

[Hook]

[Verse 2: Drake]

I know you love it when this beat is on

Make you think about all of the niggas you've been leading on

Make me think about all of the rappers I've been feeding on

Got a feeling that's the same dudes that we speakin' on, oh word?

You ain't heard my album? who you sleepin' on?

You should print the lyrics out and have a f**king read-along

Ain't a f**king sing-along unless you brought the weed along

Then Juuuuuuuuu (laughs) Then Juuuust drop down and get yo' eagle on

Or we can stare up at the stars and put The Beatles on

All that shit you talkin' bout is not up for discussion

I won't pay to make it bigger I don't pay for no reduction

If it's comin' from a nigga I don't know then I don't trust it

If you comin' from out here then muhhf**ka get to bustin'

Yes Looooooooooooorrd I don't really say this often

But this long dick nigga ain't for the long talkin

I beast

[Hook]

[Verse 3: Kendrick Lamar]

Yeah ho this the finale

My pep talk turn into a pep rally

Say she's from the hood but she live inside in the valley now

Vacate in Atlanta, then she going back to Cali

Got your girl on my line, world on my line

The irony I f**k 'em at the same damn time

She eyeing me like a nigga don't exist

Girl, I know you want this dick

Girl, I'm Kendrick Lamar

Aka Benz is to me is just a car

That mean your friends need to be up to par

See my standards are papered by threesomes tomorrow

Kill em all dead bodies in the hallway

Don't get involved listen to what the crystal ball say

Halle berry, hallelujah

Holla back i'll do ya

Beast

[Hook]